Filipino Bacon

A satirical website about the filipino customs and cultures.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

The Barrel Man




I do not know why filipinos have a barrel man in their homes. All I know if you pull the barrel out, the "schwing" part of it comes out. It is like you are about to suck a dick.

After doing some research about it, the barrel man is found in gift shops in the Philippine Republic. It suppose to represent some primitive inhabitants. This piece of wooden crap is in the butt of so many filipino jokes.

Next time you see this thing, get a condom and put it around the "schwing" part of it. Then people would be surprised with the rubber with it.

1 Comments:

Blogger Special K said...

The Pinoys should put condoms on their own dicks to prevent the reproduction of Flip babies! Forgot the barrel man! Put the condoms on the Pinoy cock! Let the Flip people die out! I will only marry a white so that I will dilute the Flip blood in my offspring!

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