Filipino Bacon

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Pimp My Jeepney



The Jeepney is a one of the forms of transportation in the Philippine Republic just like the double-decker buses in London. It was left behind by American Troops at the end of World War II. The filipinos seem to fucked it up, making it look like a piece of shit. What the hell are they thinking? Nowadays, there are Hummers imported into the Philippine Republic, and those idiots are making it look more like crap.

The jeepneys need to be "pimped." I mean, they need to be taken to West Coast Customs by Xzibit and have it remodeled by the pros.

Thank you Big Tone for Pimping My Jeepney.

6 Comments:

Blogger Special K said...

Exhibit...please help these dirty Flips! They are just as bad as the Spics with their cars! Watch some Pimp my Ride! But the Flips are probably too busy with their karaoke machines!

1:50 AM  
Blogger gothicpanda said...

Pinay Sweetness or rather pompom-for-brains perhaps you failed to pay attention to your geography teacher or perhaps your brain couldn't process the multitudes of information presented to you, you fail to understand that the Philippines is a third world country and that we do not have the luxury of pimping our rides because of that.
Please do not call us Flips you westernized whore.

Forget it educating you is clearly not worth my time. Its amazing that you -CENSORED- seem to criticize a nation just because of the way Filipino's decorate their cars.

Do yourself a favor and rename yourself treasonous slut.

Pinay Sweetness and you dare use that screen name.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pinay sweetness another white whore. SUCK MY WHITE DICK BITCH!

You are so tough boy! if you delete my comment you are a pussy!

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do people have to AMERICANIZE everything?
Leave the jeepney alone.

2:33 AM  
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