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Monday, July 02, 2007

Balut: Nastiest Piece of Shit Food Ever!

Every time I see that shit, I was disgusted. That balut looks like an aborted fetus. How in the hell can Filipinos in that country eat this nasty shit? And to make things worse, they added vinegar to that crap. There is no way an American can eat this shit, even the ones of Filipino decent. If the store sell this shit, I will steal all of the eggs and take it to a duck pond so that it can hatch.

Let the fucking egg hatch you disgusting Flips out there!!!

8 Comments:

Blogger Special K said...

I may be a Pinay but I agree about these Flips. These Flips are such tribal creatures. Go back to living in trees you Flips!

1:46 AM  
Blogger e said...

i fail to see the satire in any of this.

10:55 PM  
Blogger gothicpanda said...

I am a Filipino that doesn't like balut, however there is no reason to look down on us and call us flips just because we eat premature duck eggs.

If you would consider us tribal I suggest you look at your country and yourself. Both of you make your country look like a melting pot of racists, and also immature cretins who cannot embrace their Filipino roots.

At least eating balut is better than committing abortion, which is legalized in the States.

(Pakiusap naman wag kang magsalita ng masama tungkol sa amin, kung gusto niyo bumalik nalang kayo sa bilat ng ina niyo.

4:01 AM  
Blogger gothicpanda said...

Tony was it? I better call you shit-for-brains. It seems to me that shit is the only prevalent word in your vocabulary. Oh...it shit-for-brains does suit you better.

One more thing before I forget, a balut is a dead premature duck egg. So even if you take it to the pond or find another duck to hatch it, it never will. MORON! (x99)

truly yours shit-for-brains

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg god i know where youre coming from you must really hate it dont u god i feel sorry for you to be associated with filipinos u must hate ur ugly face so much and oyu blame it to the country aww freakin sorry

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're an uneducated hypocrit. you rant about how filipinos suck, well fyi all your ranting is inaccurate and by reading your blogs it really seems like you haven't thought your opinions through. I don't like balut either, but NONE of your stuff is funny. I feel so bad for you. White people have taken over your beliefs. you're not an individual, I know plenty of people like you, wannabe-white. Nothing wrong with white people (i'm friends with a lot of them and i've dated plenty as well, and they all seemed to like filipinos more than you), but is it really necessary to insult a race of people and then mask it as a joke? I don't know why your so bitter or if you're trying to show off to your white friends, but Karma will bite you in the ass my dear.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHIT IS THE ONLY WORD IN YOUR VOCABULARY. YOU ARE NOT FILIPINO YOU ARE A WHITE GUY LOL

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LoL, did you even know that we Filipinos got the 'balut' from the Chinese? kudos to gothicpanda!

3:23 AM  

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