Filipino Bacon

A satirical website about the filipino customs and cultures.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Description of a misreable Pinay

Bossy
Rude
Snotty
Chooses no other college major but nursing
Loves to sing R&B on a karaoke machine
Always think they are the shit
Always think Filipinos are more superior than the Americans
Always wanted to be treated like a princess
Complains when things do go their way
Racist towards whites
Race baiting
Believe that America is founded by racists and slave owners
Envious towards Filipinos who do not hang around with other Filipinos
Envious towards Filipinos who date anyone who is not Filipino
Hates Filipinos who vote Republican
Hates Republicans and conservatives
Hates America but wants to take advantage of the system
Unpatriotic (disregard of the United States)
Un-American
Liberal
Never celebrates Independence Day (Fourth of July)
Always finding someone to blame when there is a problem
Believes that every Filipino born in the United States is "half-Filipino, half-American"
Wears flip-flops
Wants Filipinos to wear flip-flops
Always talking about Filipino food
Cooks spaghetti with hot dogs
Eats rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Keep on saying "ano" this and "ano" that (it means bullshit)
Goes to a Wal-mart, buys clothes that is made in China shipped thousand miles across the Pacific, and puts them in a Balikbayan box which is shipped to the Philippines another thousand miles across the Pacific

And most of all...fucking miserable.

I will add more, but feel free to comment

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I add: ?

Listens to Rock & Dresses up like one. All the teenagers have this phase of dressing black and white and act all "yeah I am a rocker" or "yeah, I am a fucking emo shit". They look all trashy! IF you ask me.

Gangster wannabes esp. the guys dressing like dirt bags wearing baggy shirts and low cut pants. Hey it looks good in SOME people! NOT ALL ok!

Printed T-shirts: I know that Print Tees are nice, but when you come of age! like say 21-35 years old wearing "Barbie Pink" graphic tees won't look suitable for a 28 year old. Where's the class now?

Tag-Lish: Filipinos who try hard to make English sound cool with mix in Tagalog and act all classy with it! this lady was telling her maid "Get me the "AUTO", I want to ride the "AUTO" na" like just say "car" who uses the word "auto" ?

They spit anywhere!

they fit 10 or 18 people in a SMALL jeepney bus!

Workers staring at women and whistling is disgusting

Trash talk behind your back

be fake they use the term "plastic"

when some college's staff teachers are also trash talkers and gossip.

Going to college at 15 is TOO YOUNG!
They come without warning to the house.
Always LATE. NEVER on TIME!
Not organized.
NARROW MINDED!

Being too proud of their country wearing the Philippine flag shirts. Dude you can be proud but NOT that proud, do you see CHINA brag being proud?

men spitting their snot from their noses! GROSS

I guess only bad habits of some filipinos I don't like. Just my point of views.

5:20 AM  

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