Filipino Bacon

A satirical website about the filipino customs and cultures.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Description of a misreable Pinay

Bossy
Rude
Snotty
Chooses no other college major but nursing
Loves to sing R&B on a karaoke machine
Always think they are the shit
Always think Filipinos are more superior than the Americans
Always wanted to be treated like a princess
Complains when things do go their way
Racist towards whites
Race baiting
Believe that America is founded by racists and slave owners
Envious towards Filipinos who do not hang around with other Filipinos
Envious towards Filipinos who date anyone who is not Filipino
Hates Filipinos who vote Republican
Hates Republicans and conservatives
Hates America but wants to take advantage of the system
Unpatriotic (disregard of the United States)
Un-American
Liberal
Never celebrates Independence Day (Fourth of July)
Always finding someone to blame when there is a problem
Believes that every Filipino born in the United States is "half-Filipino, half-American"
Wears flip-flops
Wants Filipinos to wear flip-flops
Always talking about Filipino food
Cooks spaghetti with hot dogs
Eats rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Keep on saying "ano" this and "ano" that (it means bullshit)
Goes to a Wal-mart, buys clothes that is made in China shipped thousand miles across the Pacific, and puts them in a Balikbayan box which is shipped to the Philippines another thousand miles across the Pacific

And most of all...fucking miserable.

I will add more, but feel free to comment

Okay, I am back

You may not like it, but I am back.

I am not going to put down Filipinos. Instead, I will make jokes and humor about it.

I might be damn proud of my Filipino ethnicity, but I am more proud to be an American.