Pimp My Jeepney



The Jeepney is a one of the forms of transportation in the Philippine Republic just like the double-decker buses in London. It was left behind by American Troops at the end of World War II. The filipinos seem to fucked it up, making it look like a piece of shit. What the hell are they thinking? Nowadays, there are Hummers imported into the Philippine Republic, and those idiots are making it look more like crap.

The jeepneys need to be "pimped." I mean, they need to be taken to West Coast Customs by Xzibit and have it remodeled by the pros.

Thank you Big Tone for Pimping My Jeepney.

The Barrel Man




I do not know why filipinos have a barrel man in their homes. All I know if you pull the barrel out, the "schwing" part of it comes out. It is like you are about to suck a dick.

After doing some research about it, the barrel man is found in gift shops in the Philippine Republic. It suppose to represent some primitive inhabitants. This piece of wooden crap is in the butt of so many filipino jokes.

Next time you see this thing, get a condom and put it around the "schwing" part of it. Then people would be surprised with the rubber with it.