Karaoke

Nearly 95% of all filipino households have a karaoke machine. Either it is a DVD player or just a simple microphone with a memory chip, that piece of shit is worthless. The songs the family members and/or their friends sing are all boring shit music. I am so fucking boared of this piece of shit. They do not let me sing because I sing "Last Resort" from Papa Roach or "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine. Don't get me wrong...I love alternative music...Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Offspring, Linkin Park, Godsmack. It is my taste, and so-called Pinays hate my music. They say that my music is so fucking loud while they keep on playing R&B or that cheap techno loud. Fucking hypocrites. I listen whatever music I want. I do not need to conform with the fucking typical filipino code. This is America. I do not give a shit if those filipinos call me a cocky whitewash moron. Who gives a shit what they think. I am being unique, and I am damn fucking proud of it. I can sing karaoke loud because to me it is fun. I can go to a pub in town and sing it loud. Everyone had fun. And I love fun, not that boring shit that those fucking pinays sing. Yeah, a whole bunch of female William Hungs fucking bores me. I would rather watch the paint dry than to hear that boring shit. And any filipino dude who sings R&B must be a fucking faggot.

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To my fellow filipinos out there

Everything I post on this blog is intened to be humorous and funny. My friends say that my posts are hilarious. I do not really hate my filipino heritage, but I love to make jokes out of it. Remember, every post in this blog are all opinions and satire...and not to be taken seriously. If you get offened by these comments, then tough shit.

I do not take your comments seriously. In fact, I find your comments funny and it gives me a good laugh.

Balut: Nastiest Piece of Shit Food Ever!

Every time I see that shit, I was disgusted. That balut looks like an aborted fetus. How in the hell can Filipinos in that country eat this nasty shit? And to make things worse, they added vinegar to that crap. There is no way an American can eat this shit, even the ones of Filipino decent. If the store sell this shit, I will steal all of the eggs and take it to a duck pond so that it can hatch.

Let the fucking egg hatch you disgusting Flips out there!!!